Gentle Lie

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constantlydifferentfairytales: not-photogenic: is nobody going...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:01:55 -0400

constantlydifferentfairytales:

not-photogenic:

is nobody going to talk about josh peck’s vines

I DO, I SHOW JOSH PECK’S VINES TO EVERYONE I MEET.

nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3: michaxl: are you kidding...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:40:51 -0400

nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:

michaxl:

are you kidding me

say it to my face you little fucker

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:43:30 -0400

mutedmirth: niknak79: Don’t pass out at parties Fucking...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:58:38 -0400

mutedmirth:

niknak79:

Don’t pass out at parties

Fucking engineer students

the-absolute-funniest-posts: theinturnetexplorer: angrily...

Wed, 29 May 2013 14:36:15 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theinturnetexplorer:

angrily impressed?

pizzaforpresident: azulah: woah 2009 was a big year for...

Tue, 28 May 2013 16:08:47 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

azulah:

woah 2009 was a big year for bing

i’m laughing so hard

antonioborelli: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL...

Tue, 28 May 2013 16:06:39 -0400

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

47/100 reasons to love 런닝맨 running (wo)man

Mon, 27 May 2013 03:03:54 -0400

47/100 reasons to love ~~런닝맨~~ running (wo)man

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Sun, 26 May 2013 21:17:55 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:25:17 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 01:53:05 -0400

akittensblog: hannawolfcross: theghostparty: pondermoofin: va...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:51:52 -0400

akittensblog:

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

vaniirox:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE #DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT #WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

it’s updated

Rebloggin for the comments.

Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.

I love you

ALL of you

this just keeps getting better!!!

Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.

And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”

“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”

“Oh my god, dad…”

“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”

“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”

And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”

“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”

“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”

“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”

“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”

“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”

“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”

“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”

“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”

“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”

“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”

“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”

“Dad…”

“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”

“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”

#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume #helmets and all #with their scepters and their capes #And she brings in this young guy #and they open the door #And there’s her father and her godfather #Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile #you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy #And Chris has his hammer at the ready #and they greet him #calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard #talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen

#he never calls her back

I’m sorry

but this just keeps getting better and better

EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS

OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying

It gets better every time!

I am CRYING oh my god

[[And there will be that one guy.

He won’t run or never call again.

He’ll sit there and play along.

“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”

It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]

I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 01:51:26 -0400

blua: Erik Johansson painted this amazing optical illusion of...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:50:46 -0400

blua:

Erik Johansson painted this amazing optical illusion of height on the street of Stockholm.

illestflow: am i the only one that did not enjoy this book? now...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:50:11 -0400

illestflow:

am i the only one that did not enjoy this book? now everyone acts like they’re in love with it because of the movie lol

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:48:30 -0400

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The weirdest deaths. Ever.

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:44:32 -0400

The weirdest deaths. Ever.:

frizzzle:

read more.

Well it atleast they had a unique exit out of here

#14 omfg what

these are all so weird

#10 is just too unfortunate and sad D:

…..

#6

how does that even happen to someone

Creepyyy

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